Jack Bauer: Bart Simpson, 12 minutes ago you made a very annoying prank phone call to me. I pulled every agent off of their assignment to track you down and bring you to justice. It was a tough call but I think I made the right one.
(nuke goes off)
(crowd gasps)
Jack Bauer: Don't worry. That was just Shelbyville.
(crowd sighs with relief)

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• Added: December 22, 2010

Homer: (To Milhouse) Cops. Act natural.
Homer (Imitating a woman) Oh hello officer!
Chief Wiggum: (While driving by) Oh hello, Ma'am! (To self) What is it about a women and a dumpster.

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• Added: December 22, 2010

Son of a beachball, they escaped.

Bart

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• Added: December 22, 2010

Skinner: Okay, you have a deal, you conniving little (whispers in Bart's ear)
Bart: Wow, that's a swear!?
Skinner: Used as a noun, it is.

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• Added: December 22, 2010

Milhouse: Mr. Simpson I'm scared.
Homer: This is our life now Milhouse, we're dumpster folk!

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• Added: December 22, 2010

Now this crossword is nothing but swears.

Dolph

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• Added: December 22, 2010

Jack Bauer: The following takes place between 2:34 p.m. and 3:04 p.m. Or maybe it's a.m. Whichever one is the morning one. Not that one.

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• Added: December 22, 2010

If someone did eat Bart's shorts, they would have a tummy full of pocket garbage.

Marge

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• Added: December 22, 2010