The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXThe Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13: "Homer and Apu" Quotes
We've also been told to apologize for using the term "geezers." Coming up next, the case of the cantankerous old geezer!
Kent Brockman
Dr. Hibbert: Homer's illness is either caused by ingesting spoiled food, or some sort of voodoo curse.
Patty: (Holding a voodoo doll) Hey, we've just been working the eyes.
Lisa: Dad, that's over 10,000 miles away.
Homer: I'm aware of that.
Lisa: That's over 16,000 kilometers.
Homer: D'oh!
Uh ... Apu friend me good.