Marge: Revenge never solves anything!
Homer: (sarcastically) Then what's America doing in Iraq?

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• Added: December 22, 2010

Woman 1: When will we meet the count?
Woman 2: Do you think he'll like us?
Man: I've heard rumors he's mysterious.

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• Added: December 22, 2010

Lou: No sign of the Serpent.
Wiggum: It's always work with you.

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• Added: December 22, 2010

(Angrily at the Rich Texan) Reeevenge!!!

Homer

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• Added: December 22, 2010

Bart: Ay Carumba!
(outside the story)
Bart: That's the only line I get in your stupid story?
Lisa: There's no such thing as small parts, just small actors. (Laughs)

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• Added: December 22, 2010

(While crawling through a tunnel) I wonder how long this tunnel isssssssssssss! (Falls in water, into a cage that locks up). D'oh!

Homer

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• Added: December 22, 2010

Oh little mouse, you are only thing keeping me sane. (Eats mouse.)

Homer

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• Added: December 22, 2010

Outta my way, you seatbelt wearing cowards.

Rich Texan

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• Added: December 22, 2010