Well, the worm has turned, has it not, my tin-plated friend? Look out, you. You who were once so proud! Feel the wrath of the left hand of Burns!

Mr. Burns

It's all here, and it's all backwards!


Akira: We learn karate, so that we need never use it.
Bart: Um, excuse me, sir. I already know how not to hit a guy. Can we break out the nunchucks?

The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 3 Quotes

Hello Jerry, remember last month when I paid back that loan, well now I need you to do a favor for me.


Bart: When do we get to break blocks of ice with our heads?
Akira: First you must fill your head with knowledge. Then you can hit ice with it.