The Sopranos Quotes
Russian booboos, you go for some basic foreplay, they'll detail your car.
Christopher
Jimmy: Do I have enough cologne on?
Christopher: You smell like Paco Rabane crawled up your ass and died.
(to Father Phil) I think you have this MO where you manipulate spiritually thirsty women and I think a lot of it is tied up with food some how, as well as the sexual tension game.
Carmela
Tony: Why did I buy a fucking off-road vehicle?
A.J.: To waste petrochemical resources.
Psychiatry and cunnilingus brought us to this!
Tony
News Reporter: Not seized today, although named in the indictments, was alleged Soprano enforcer and loan-sharking chief, Michael "grab bag" Palmice. Authorities believe Palmice may have fled the New Jersey area acting on prior knowledge.
Tony: (Sarcasticly) Lucky him.
You know what I think Father, I think that you like the-I don't know what to call it-the whiff of sexuality that never goes anyplace.
Carmela
Dr. Melfi: What am I supposed to do?
Tony: Leave town today, right now. As a matter of fact I'm going to get some guys here to stay with you until you get on a plane.
Dr. Melfi: I can't just do that, lam it! I have a life. I have patients.
Tony: Well you tell them August came early this year.
Dr. Melfi: It doesn't work that way. I have patients who are suicidal.
Tony: Well they're not going to feel any better about their life if you get clipped.
(to Dr. Melfi) We've got bigger things to talk about than Jeannie Cusamano's ass.
Tony
What kind of person can I be where his own mother wants him dead?
Tony
Why do they call a sandwich a hero?
Isabella
Carmela: Anthony, what does a gentleman do for a lady?
A.J.: In his own house?!