The Sopranos Quotes
A lot of top guys have dark moods. That Winston Churchill, drank a quart of brandy before breakfast. Napoleon, he was a moody fuck, too.
Silvio
(on the assassination attempt) You know when I was depressed I said I didn't want to live? Well I'll tell you something - I didn't want to die. Every fucking particle of my being was fighting to live.
Tony
I'm like King Midas in reverse, here. Everything I touch turns to shit.
Tony
How could it be a joke if you're crying?
A.J.
(to Isabella) Hey, if my dentist looked like you, I'd stay awake during a root canal.
Tony
(to Meadow) It'll take more than the Jamaican bobsled team with cap guns to stop your old man.
Paulie
Carmela: Anthony, what does a gentleman do for a lady?
A.J.: In his own house?!
Why do they call a sandwich a hero?
Isabella
Your life is boxing us in.
Dr. Melfi
Mikey: I may be getting bumped up a notch or two. Tony Soprano's on his way out, and I mean as in forever.
Jojo: Oh, my god. He's going to jail?
Mikey: No, the other forever...
We don't run, it's embarrassing.
Junior
I don't what's more embarrassing-to be caught in a bordello or to be caught with the wiseguy.
Reporter
