The Sopranos Quotes
(to Tony) How many more people have to die for your personal growth?
Melfi
Oh, look at my wife over there. No, wait, Ton' the neighbor's Saint Bernard is on your property.
Big Pussy
Some family reunion--the woman who bore them all is barred from the premises.
Janice
Dr. D'Alessio: I've seen The Godfather and Analyze This, and I don't need that for my practice right now.
Tony: Analyze This? That's a fuckin' comedy!
(on Janice) Whatever her scam is, I'll be five thousand dollars lighter before she raindances back to the commune.
Tony
When you're bleeding a guy you don't squeeze him dry right away. Contrarily, you let him do his bidding suavely. So you can bleed him next week and the week after at minimum.
Christopher
(to Christopher about his stockbroker license) What did you get your license for? Your resum?
Tony
Tony: You look good, tan.
Big Pussy: Yeah, right...
Tony: The tan ghost.
Big Pussy: You're a good guy Tony, but you abuse that jokey shit.
(on Tony) I don't just hate this man, I hate all men.
Artie
(to Dr. Melfi) Don't be stupid, even in the short term.
Tony
(to Father Phil) I think you have this MO where you manipulate spiritually thirsty women and I think a lot of it is tied up with food some how, as well as the sexual tension game.
Carmela
Paulie: The Skip seeing a psychiatrist, how does that sit with your ass?
Silvio: I usually do sit with my ass. Why don't you sit with yours?
