Paulie: There's no denying it, I'm dragging a bunch of fucking ghouls around with me and Mikey is their fucking ringleader.
Tony: Paulie, think about it. You whacked a bunch of heavy hitters in your time. Do you think they're going to join together and follow that prick Mikey?

(to Elliot on Tony) I'm living in a moral never never land with this patient. Not wanting to judge but to treat. But now I've judged, I took a position Goddamn it and I'm scared.

Dr. Melfi

Dr. Melfi: (on Christopher) Do you think he'll go to hell?
Tony: No. He's not the type that deserves hell.
Dr. Melfi: Who do you think does?
Tony: The worst people. The twisted and demented psychos who kill people for pleasure, the cannibals, the degenerate bastards that molest and torture little kids. They kill babies. The Hitlers. The Pol Pots. Those are the even fucks that deserve to die, not my nephew.
Dr. Melfi: What about you?
Tony: What? Hell? You been listening to me? No, for the same reasons. We're soldiers. Soldiers don't go to hell. It's war. Soldiers they kill other soldiers. We're in a situation where everyone involved knows the stakes and if your gonna accept those stakes you gotta do certain things. It's business. Soldiers. We follow codes, orders.

Meadow: There are more Nobel Prize winners in the San Francisco bay area than anywhere on the planet.
Tony: Nobel Prize for what? Packing fudge?

(to Sean) Look at us. We're like a couple of little fuckin' scared rabbits... they make us do their shit work so they don't have to.


This is bullshit. I went to Pace College!


(on admitting Meadow) Bring gangsters onto the Georgetown campus? I don't think so.


(to Dr. Melfi) I gave my little daughter a car to rub her face in shit, and you're telling me I did something noble.


Christopher: (on having sex) If I knew it was going to keep getting better and better I would have asked you to marry me sooner.
Adriana: (slaps him) It wasn't always good?

Carmela: I don't think you understand. I want you to write that letter.
Joan: Excuse me?
Carmela: I said I want you to write that letter.
Joan: Are you threatening me?
Carmela: What threatening? I brought you a ricott' pie and a high school transcript so you could write a letter of recommendation for my little daughter to Georgetown.

A.J.: There is no God.
Carmela and Tony: Hey!!

Livia: I know your father doesn't let you come down here.
A.J.: That's not true. He just doesn't want us to talk about you in the house.
Livia: He can go shit in his hat.

The Sopranos Quotes

Junior: A Chinaman goes to see the eye doctor. After the exam the doctor said, "I know why you're having trouble." The Chinaman says, "why?" Doctor said, "you have a cataract." Chinaman says, "no, I have a Rincoln Continental." (short pause) You don't get it?
Bobby: I get it. He drives a Lincoln Continental. What?

(to Junior) Remember the story you told me about the father bull talking to the son. They're up on this hill and looking down on a bunch of cows. And the son goes to the father, "Dad, why don't we run down there and fuck one of these cows?" Now do you remember what the father said? Father says, "Son, why don't we walk down there and fuck them all?"