Kate: I get it your rich - whoop didily dee...Zack can have anything he wants.
Zack: That remains to be seen.

Kate plus eight goes on a date.

Kate

Tara: Don't forget to be yourself.
Kate: Ha ha and ha mom.

The internet is the worst thing invented for family secrets other than DNA testing.

Max: Is Mom here?
Marshall: Yeah. I mean Mom's here... but I'm not sure Mom's here.

I'm gonna f**k up your face Duane.

Max could you do me a favor and hot glue gun her lips together please?

Charmaine

Oprah ruined vajayjay.

Kate

Ron Paul? Really?

Marshall

Tara, you know what today is? Today is my bullet train to a new life.

Charmaine

I wanna come to your wedding Char Char - Oh! Can I be your flower girl?

Chicken

I'm the only one that can call my mom crazy.

Kate