Favorite United States of Tara Quotes
Kate: I get it your rich - whoop didily dee...Zack can have anything he wants.
Zack: That remains to be seen.
Kate plus eight goes on a date.
Kate
Tara: Don't forget to be yourself.
Kate: Ha ha and ha mom.
The internet is the worst thing invented for family secrets other than DNA testing.
Max: Is Mom here?
Marshall: Yeah. I mean Mom's here... but I'm not sure Mom's here.
I'm gonna f**k up your face Duane.
Max could you do me a favor and hot glue gun her lips together please?
Charmaine
Oprah ruined vajayjay.
Kate
Ron Paul? Really?
Marshall
Tara, you know what today is? Today is my bullet train to a new life.
Charmaine
I wanna come to your wedding Char Char - Oh! Can I be your flower girl?
Chicken
I'm the only one that can call my mom crazy.
Kate