Favorite United States of Tara Quotes
Pammy: You were worried about me?
Max: Yeah I was.
Tara f**ks over a lot of people. I just wanted to make sure you were okay.
Max
He left him there like a cone.
Charmaine
Other people are real Marshall, you can't just f**k around with other people. We are all real.
Max is very much in need right now of a firm gentle hand. Trust me, I know what to do.
Shoshanna
Sometimes other peoples sh*t is just theirs.
Lionel
You're so wrong it's adorable.
Lionel
Marshall: Nothing too splashy and in your face?
Lionel: I might be splashy and in your face if you're not too careful.
Tara: What's going to happen to us - what's going to happen to our family?
Max: I don't know. I don't know.
Completely believable explanation.
Superman slept with someone else?
Charmaine
Will having a little f**king grace kill you?