You know, I never had a brother. Damon was the closest thing. And I have to believe that if you have gotten him back before, there has got to be a way to do it again.

Ric [to Stefan]

I've played football before. Wide receiver mostly, I'm pretty good.

Stefan

Cut him some slack. He lost his brother. Granted said brother was a soulless homicidal maniac, but still.

Elena [about Stefan]

First of all, don't nickname. That's my thing.

Damon

I would tell Elena how much I love her. And then apologize for killing you.

Damon [to Bonnie]

Elena: Jeremy why would you even risk it?
Jeremy: Because she looks good in a bikini.

Well that's the problem Elena. Not all of us are okay with pretending. Some of us prefer to face our problems head on.

Caroline

Good news Caroline, I thwarted a vampire hunter. Bad news, Stefan has become a vampire hunter.

Enzo

I know how that being back here reminds you of how much we need you, how much I need you.

Caroline

Put it this way, Bonnie's magic is one part of the equation. My as yet undisclosed knowledge is the other, which means you'd be hitching a ride home for free. I just want to know if you deserve to come along.

Kai

I did my part. She's definitely not hiding in the Salvatore's liquor cabinet.

Jeremy

Damon: I'm not trying to screw up your dumb new life!
Stefan: You don't have to try Damon. All you have to do is exist. Because no matter what I do or where I go, you will be with me forever, trying to destroy every single thing that I build.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.