Elena: I love you, Damon Salvatore.
Damon: I love you too.

Stefan hangs up his hero hair for the girl. And here I thought my future was bleak.

Damon

Pick a side, Enzo. Us or them.

Caroline

Bonnie: Do you have any idea how long three seconds are in a life or death situation?
Damon: In the first second, I thought how amazing it would feel to have Elena in my arms again. By second number two, I had kissed her. And by the third, I remembered you're my best friend and that if anything ever happened to you, I would lose my mind. So yes, Bonnie, I do know how long three seconds are.
Bonnie: Just checking...
Damon: I will wait for her. And you're going to help me. You're stuck with me too.

So Damon screws up, Caroline gets grabbed, and I get to wind up dead? Doesn't it ever feel like we're fighting the wrong enemy?

Matt

Alaric: You wouldn't think it's weird that I'm trying to contact my fiance who's been dead for months?
Bonnie: Honestly, after everything we've experienced, it'd be weird if you weren't.

Enzo: I'm not here to be one of your children, Lily.
Lily: Then why are you here, Lorenzo? Why did you choose us?
Enzo: There was no 'us' in my choice. I choose you. I'm here because of you.

Stefan: You killed him, didn't you?
Damon: Tyler? No. Jeremy once, but are we really bringing that up right now?

[to Bonnie] So, about how long do we have before this evil engulfs the world? I'm just trying to plan my week.

Damon

You can take my town, destroy my house, but you will not touch my car.

Stefan [to Lily]

My mother was practically ripped out of my arms and sent to a TB ward. You don't move on from that. You find distractions.

Stefan [to Lily]

Lily: Damon, if you have harmed Oscar in any way--
Damon: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not my first hostage swap.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.