Enzo: Wanna watch some TV?
Damon: Nah, I was just going to read for a little while.
Enzo: Alright. Night then.

My life is over, Stefan. My life has been over for a century and a half. Ever since you took it from me.

Damon

Damon: So I'm thinking of a person. He's reasonably good looking, charming accent, and he would be the most amazing wingman if he just got rid of his martyr complex.
Enzo: That's not how you play 20 questions. Regardless, your answer is either Jesus Christ, or me.

Caroline: Is this a bad time?
Ric: No, I'm just getting used to the millennial work ethic.

Georgie: You don't think I'm crazy?
Ric: You don't even approach the threshold of the crazy I've seen.

Stefan: My brother's a lot stronger than you think.
Sybil: No, he's not.

Caroline: You snuck into my house and found my old wedding book?
Bonnie: How else was I going to out-Caroline Forbes Caroline Forbes?

I'd be honored to be your maid of honor...and not just because my main competition is in a coma until I die.

Bonnie [to Caroline]

Whatever desire you have to save me, I kind of need that right now.

Damon [to Stefan]

Caroline: The throne is empty.
Stefan: Right, no, yeah, I was...child-proofing.

That stain will always be on your soul, Stefan. So stop fighting it.

Sybil

Stefan: An all-powerful Siren, imprisoned by a fork.
Sybil: Says the man who can be killed with a stick.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.