I walked out last time. Now it's your turn.

Tyler [to Carolin]

The nicest thing that Katherine Pierce will ever do is feed the maggots that feast upon her flesh.

Damon

I happen to like my old sadistic self?

Damon

I can be bitter, party of one.

Caroline

Bonnie we're happy, can't we just act like it?

Jeremy

I'm the only non bitter person at this bitter ball.

Katherine

I mean I've seen Damon at his worst Caroline and I actually think he enjoys the way it makes him feel. It's like the more pain he can cause, the more reasons there are for people to hate him. He wants to confirm everyone's lowest expectations of him.

Stefan

Elena: You know this'll never not be weird.
Alaric: What that some ancient witch turned me into a vampire or that 4 months ago I rose from the dead?
Elena: That you're my college professor.

We're all getting through it...in our own way.

Elena

Elena clearly has taken up residency on planet denial where football is more important than her boyfriend being swept up into oblivion.

Caroline

Elena you know I can smell that right? I'm teaching a class full of kids who look like blood sausages. Could you put that away?

Alaric

If I'm going to singlehandedly take back our time, I'm gonna need a little more to go on.

Caroline

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.