Favorite The Vampire Diaries Quotes
Well, glad to see you boarding this train to Crazytown, Bonnie Bennett. I was getting lonely all by myself.
Damon
Alaric: It's been so nice to hear her voice again. Thank you for allowing me to say goodbye.
Jo: Goodbye, Ric.
Damon: Wow. Did I ever mention I like your style?
Stefan: I had a feeling we were going to have to do this the hard way.
Damon: Best...Thanksgiving...ever.
Enzo: Well, if Julian wants it, so do I.
Bonnie: Are we talking about Oscar's car or Lily?
Julian: I assured Lily that there would be no more bloodshed in the house.
Enzo: Did you make any promises about outside?
Matt: Car, I've literally never seen you puke before.
Caroline: That is because I'm polite, not pregnant.
Little tip from a professional. Next time you want to kill a bazillion year old psycho, don't choose a sword from the junior's section.
Damon [to Enzo]
Bonnie: Do you wanna talk about i--
Alaric: Nope.
Bonnie: Okay. Didn't think so.
Caroline: I didn't believe it either, but then I ate 9 ice cream sundaes from noon to 3:00, and none of my clothes fit, and then there was that whole part with the doctor and the ultrasound so...yeah.
I'm only here because Stefan's a mama's boy and I don't want the silent treatment for the next century.
Damon
Stefan: Have any advice?
Lily: Tell her you love her. Never forget what she must be going through. And then, one day, be prepared for her to sacrifice everything for them. Not that I'm one to give advice.
Okay, this vervain stings like a bitch and this family drama makes the prospect of Hell look like Disneyland. So, please, one swift stab straight through the heart. Let's get this over with.
Damon
