Bonnie, I've failed you in so many ways as a mother, but I will not let you destroy yourself.

Abby

Damon: Have a little faith, huh?
Alaric: Why don't you save that question for someone who has never killed you.

Damon: Hold that thought.
Kai: Holding.

Caroline: What can I do for you Mr. Donovan?
Matt: I need your help.
Caroline: Even though I'm part of the darkness that's ruining Mystic Falls?

Did it sound like she missed me?

Kai

Bonnie: I hope you're not going to set me on fire. I know that's what you do.
Cade: That would not be a good way to start our lesson.

Alaric: You murdered my wife.
Kai: Fiance. It was mid-ceremony if I remember it.

Kai: Hey, where am I?
Waiter: Mystic Falls... the grill.
Kai: [Laughs] Is it too late to order food?

Damon: Were you in hell?
Alaric: Yeah, you saved me. I think I'm on the waitlist for heaven, but they haven't called.

Bonnie: What do you need?
Damon: I'm just calling to make sure you're okay.
Bonnie: I'm not, but you left me nine voicemails this morning, so you obviously need something.

Hey, are you part of my Uber pool?

Uber customer

Alright professor, how do we get rid of the Queen of Hell?

Damon

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.