Favorite The Vampire Diaries Quotes
I'm sorry. I must have the wrong number because I dialed 'H' for 'Hero.'
Damon [to Stefan]
Hey, now that you're in charge, I just wanna say thanks. I've actually got a pretty good track record with the sheriffs in this town.
Damon [to Matt]
Take it from the guy who supposedly got it all and is sitting with bubkis. Stop moping about who are not and start being the guy you are.
Damon [to Stefan]
That stain will always be on your soul, Stefan. So stop fighting it.
Sybil
Matt Donovan, the last living boy in Mystic Falls. You know, it's shocking you managed to stay human this long.
Damon
I'm an expert at dealing with loss, you know? I started at a young age.
Matt
Damon: Update from the outside world.
Stefan: I don't care.
Damon: I do. I care so much it hurts, but it's a good kind of hurt because my lovely humanity is back on and I'm seeing the world through rose colored glasses.
Bonnie: Meet Justin Timberlake, audition for American Idol, be on MTV's Spring Break.
Enzo: High aspirations, indeed.
Bonnie: Okay, don't mock my tweener self.
Stefan: Really?
Bonnie: Oh, let go of me.
Stefan: What do you care what happens to Elena, huh? In a minute you're going to be dead, anyway.
Bonnie: And you are going to be human.
Caroline: I feel like Mystic Falls just isn't as safe as it used to be.
Matt: Tell me about it. Is that ancient tupperware?
Caroline: [laughs] Elena, Bonnie and I made our own time capsule when we were eleven. Buried it right under this tree and I cannot believe it is still here.
Stefan: Bonnie.
Bonnie: There's nothing you can say.
Enzo: Bit harsh, love.
Bonnie: I didn't know you were here.
Enzo: Well, when you're in this state, it's quite easy.
Bonnie: He earned it, I hate him.
