Stefan: You're supposed to trust that I'm nothing like Enzo.
Matt: Except that you are.

• Permalink: Except that you are.
• Rating: Unrated

Tyler: I brought you to Mystic Falls to keep you safe from your crazy ass witch family. You can't just leave because Damon wants you to do some spell.
Liv: So what I'm a prisoner here? Do I look like Rapunzel?
Tyler: Well...actually.

• Permalink: Well…actually.
• Rating: Unrated

Elena: Everything you've been doing for Bonnie...thank you.
Damon: She'd do it for us.

• Permalink: She'd do it for us.
• Rating: Unrated

Well, Beavis and Butthead are on the lookout. Anyone else brimming with confidence?

Damon

• Permalink: Well, Beavis and Butthead are on the lookout. Anyone else brimming with confidence?
• Rating: Unrated

[to Luke and Liv] I know I tried to kill you when you were toddlers, but I gotta say, it sure is nice to be around family for the holidays.

Kai

• Permalink: I know I tried to kill you when you were toddlers, but I gotta say, it sure...
• Rating: Unrated

Is that what you people think of me? That I just instantly resort to violence?

Damon

• Permalink: Is that what you people think of me? That I just instantly resort to violence?
• Rating: Unrated

You mark my words. Small-town boy, small-town life. It won't be enough for you.

Klaus

• Permalink: It won't be enough for you.
• Rating: Unrated

Damon: Why don't you just date her and put us all out of our misery?
Stefan: Because I don't think about her that way. She's my friend.

• Permalink: I don't think about her that way. She's my friend.
• Rating: Unrated