Popular The Vampire Diaries Quotes
Okay cause that's the first thing I want to see this morning.
Stefan [to Jeremy topless]
Why are we talking about spending spring break anywhere other than this tiny bed.
Liv
Well I'm no doctor, but this guy is screwed.
Damon
So now I have a Stage 10 cancer patient, which by the way doesn't exist, who is beyond terminally ill, and a vampire, meaning all of his emotions are heightened and he can't die.
Jo
Cheating? Cheating is erasing all of our epic memories. That's cheating.
Damon
Caroline: If you can't fix a coffee machine, how are you able to fix people?
Stefan: Sure you don't need some real food? There's probably a machine around here that vends O-positive.
I was trying to fix something that I had no business trying to fix. It's like textbook definition of a control freak from hell.
Caroline
I could kiss you right now you beautiful moron.
Damon [to Tyler]
Just get on with it Kai. Listening to you talk makes me want to die.
Liz [to Kai]
I don't care. Life's too short. Immortal or not, I don't wanna waste another minute.
Elena
You win some, you lose some. Except for me. I always win.
Kai
Well in case you haven't figured it out by now, I'm a sociopath. I know, shocker. I like being a sociopath, ya know? I'm not burned by things like guilt or love.
Kai
