You guys aren't full, are you?

Jo

Damon, if you take that cure, you can never be a vampire, ever again.

Alaric

Matt: We're here for Ric, right?
Tyler: I'm here for the free booze.

Enzo: That was uterly adorable.
Stefan: What are you doing in my bedroom?

Hello mother, I think it's time you and I have a talk.

Stefan

Elena: Want some?
Damon: Do you deliver?

Elena: I love you.
Damon: 'til death do us part.

Jo: You haven't seen my dad, have you?
Alaric: No, but it's big of you to invite your attempted murderer to our wedding.

Tyler: To Alaric Saltzman, who after today will have sex with only one woman for the rest of his life.
Matt: Seriously, just one. You can't even look after this.

Enzo: Relax, relax. I'm not here to cause mischief.
Bonnie: Says everyone who has ever caused mischief.

Goodie! More amends! Drinks will help. Strong ones.

Caroline

Ric, if there's anywhere you should be superstitious, it's Mystic Falls.

Elena

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.