The baby is not okay with the no meat thing.

Jo

You guys aren't full, are you?

Jo

Damon, if you take that cure, you can never be a vampire, ever again.

Alaric

Matt: We're here for Ric, right?
Tyler: I'm here for the free booze.

Enzo: That was uterly adorable.
Stefan: What are you doing in my bedroom?

Hello mother, I think it's time you and I have a talk.

Stefan

Elena: Want some?
Damon: Do you deliver?

Elena: I love you.
Damon: 'til death do us part.

Jo: You haven't seen my dad, have you?
Alaric: No, but it's big of you to invite your attempted murderer to our wedding.

Tyler: To Alaric Saltzman, who after today will have sex with only one woman for the rest of his life.
Matt: Seriously, just one. You can't even look after this.

Enzo: Relax, relax. I'm not here to cause mischief.
Bonnie: Says everyone who has ever caused mischief.

Goodie! More amends! Drinks will help. Strong ones.

Caroline

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.