Elena/Katherine: Isn't this weird for you?
Stefan: It's incredibly weird. But I know my brother, and I know he's better with you than without you.

Enzo: Do you wanna kill him or should I?
Damon: I hate deadlines.

It felt really good to kiss him. So, then, I kind of, sort of... had sex with him.

Caroline

I walked out last time. Now it's your turn.

Tyler [to Carolin]

Elena: You know this'll never not be weird.
Alaric: What that some ancient witch turned me into a vampire or that 4 months ago I rose from the dead?
Elena: That you're my college professor.

We're all getting through it...in our own way.

Elena

Elena clearly has taken up residency on planet denial where football is more important than her boyfriend being swept up into oblivion.

Caroline

Elena you know I can smell that right? I'm teaching a class full of kids who look like blood sausages. Could you put that away?

Alaric

If I'm going to singlehandedly take back our time, I'm gonna need a little more to go on.

Caroline

I NEED to see Damon, Luke, and I'm NOT asking.

Elena

Can't Luke whip up a batch of herbs with Bonnie flavor?

Damon

Ivy: Now tell me something I don't know about you.
Stefan: I'm a vampire.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.