Enzo: You're not a prisoner, Bonnie. I'm trying to keep you safe.
Bonnie: Yeah? Well, you've got a funny way of showing it. Secluded cabin? Sedatives?

Damon and I are on a time out.

Stefan

I just pictured your face as the target.

Bonnie

Damon, you're the authority on being hated. You tell me how to deal with this situation.

Stefan

Don't think I'm not noticing all the good you've been doing. Keep it up. It means something.

Stefan [to Damon]

I love you, and I want to marry you and be your loving, honest, committed partner. And I want our little family to work. But I don't want it if you'd rather be with someone else.

Alaric [to Caroline]

What are we supposed to tell the teacher? 'Sorry Miss Patty. We missed rehearsal because we were off slaughtering vampires!'

Caroline

I'm sorry. I must have the wrong number because I dialed 'H' for 'Hero.'

Damon [to Stefan]

Hey, now that you're in charge, I just wanna say thanks. I've actually got a pretty good track record with the sheriffs in this town.

Damon [to Matt]

I have always wanted to be loved by someone in the way that you loved me. And I would rather have these memories than a future where I destroy them.

Bonnie [to Enzo]

Take it from the guy who supposedly got it all and is sitting with bubkis. Stop moping about who are not and start being the guy you are.

Damon [to Stefan]

Look, we can't escape this life, Care. So shouldn't we make sure we're at least living it right?

Alaric

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.