Bonnie Bennett, to me you're the whole damn world.

Enzo

Damon: They buried me, Stefan, in a shallow grave. Not even in the family plot.
Stefan: Well, it's hard to be sympathetic about your death when you're standing right in front of me.

Well, Damon's alive, as you can see. Bonnie and Enzo are late and Stefan's dead. Merry Christmas. I've got gifts.

Caroline [to Matt]

Damon: I see you decided to join us. I was just asking Peter what's the worst thing he's ever done.
Alaric: Well, mine was not making sure you were permanently dead.

Damon, I work for the Devil. I don't have to play fair.

Stefan

Seline: I sure am trusting you. With a weapon of terrible power.
Caroline: Well, I sure do love a weapon of terrible power.

Take it from me. Elena Gilbert never really goes away.

Stefan [to Sybil]

Dorian: How dumb do you think I am?
Seline: On a scale from Matt to Alaric, you're right in the middle.

Damon: You're choosing that woman over me?
Stefan: No, I'm choosing myself over everyone else.

You wanna know what I did after I became a vampire? I graduated. I went to college. I became a news anchor.

Caroline

Caroline: Well, looks like we have a rat in the cellar.
Sybil: Are you annoyed? I always thought that was your resting face.

Matt: This isn't a good time.
Caroline: Well, this phone call is not going to make it any better.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.