So much testosterone, so few brain cells.

Liv [to Matt]

Liv has a twin? Is it possible for there to just be one of someone around here?

Damon

Break out the popcorn, Blondie. Elena’s little sex romp isn’t over yet.

Enzo

Damon: So, sex dreams about my brother.
Elena: That’s one way to change the subject.
Damon: Well, figured I’d skip the uncomfortable parts.

Stefan: I'll always love you, Elena.
Elena: I'll always love you, too.

[to Elena] It was real. We fell in love on our own.

Stefan

Stefan: You censor your journal? Pretty sure that’s against journal rules.
Elena: And I’m pretty sure you’re not the journal police.

I’ve got to say. It’s good to be seen.

Kol

Stefan: Aren’t you a drama major? What do you know about PTSD.
Caroline: Well I know that you tried to deal with it your own way and you failed so now, we’re gonna try it my way.

Listen, how I got this amazing body has nothing to do with science.

Damon

So how do you help the guy who always comes to the rescue. Stefan's the hero; it's who he is at his core. He can't always come through for himself but he can always come through for everyone else.

Katherine

Aaron: How do you hit the reset button?
Elena: Me? I haven’t reset anything. All of my problems followed me here.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.