Katherine Frickin Pierce can have a selfless moment, and I can't?

Damon

Alaric: You honestly think I'd leave Damon in charge and not look back?
Damon: He's talking about me, isn't he?
Jeremy: He says you're a dick.

Katherine: I don't deserve to be loved.
Stefan: You deserve to feel peace.

I forgive you. You weren't born evil. Life made you that way.

Elena

I'm Katherine Pierce. I survive.

Katherine

Aaron: Are you cleaning the fireplace?
Caroline: Yeah. You know. All those carcinogens.

Elena and Damon. Damon and Elena. I know there's a nickname in there somewhere.

This is my "you're being a dick" face."

Stefan

Damon: You once told me that calling me "Satan" was an insult to Satan.
Caroline: Well... no one's perfect.

Elena/Katherine: Isn't this weird for you?
Stefan: It's incredibly weird. But I know my brother, and I know he's better with you than without you.

Enzo: Do you wanna kill him or should I?
Damon: I hate deadlines.

It felt really good to kiss him. So, then, I kind of, sort of... had sex with him.

Caroline

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.