The Vampire Diaries Quotes
I'm only here because Stefan's a mama's boy and I don't want the silent treatment for the next century.Damon
Caroline: I didn't believe it either, but then I ate 9 ice cream sundaes from noon to 3:00, and none of my clothes fit, and then there was that whole part with the doctor and the ultrasound so...yeah.
When 9 Russians tell you you're drunk, you lie down.Enzo [to Bonnie]
Bastard links his life to my mom's and then engages in a duel. What is this, Hamlet community theatre?Damon
Bonnie: Do you wanna talk about i--
Bonnie: Okay. Didn't think so.
Little tip from a professional. Next time you want to kill a bazillion year old psycho, don't choose a sword from the junior's section.Damon [to Enzo]
Matt: Car, I've literally never seen you puke before.
Caroline: That is because I'm polite, not pregnant.
Julian: I assured Lily that there would be no more bloodshed in the house.
Enzo: Did you make any promises about outside?
Enzo: Well, if Julian wants it, so do I.
Bonnie: Are we talking about Oscar's car or Lily?
Damon: Wow. Did I ever mention I like your style?
Stefan: I had a feeling we were going to have to do this the hard way.
No talking until I'm seeing two of you. Then I'll kick both of your asses.Damon [to Stefan]
Alaric: It's been so nice to hear her voice again. Thank you for allowing me to say goodbye.
Jo: Goodbye, Ric.