Stefan: An all-powerful Siren, imprisoned by a fork.
Sybil: Says the man who can be killed with a stick.

You know, I never had a brother. Damon was the closest thing. And I have to believe that if you have gotten him back before, there has got to be a way to do it again.

Ric [to Stefan]

Whatever desire you have to save me, I kind of need that right now.

Damon [to Stefan]

Caroline: The throne is empty.
Stefan: Right, no, yeah, I was...child-proofing.

I'd be honored to be your maid of honor...and not just because my main competition is in a coma until I die.

Bonnie [to Caroline]

Caroline: You snuck into my house and found my old wedding book?
Bonnie: How else was I going to out-Caroline Forbes Caroline Forbes?

Stefan: My brother's a lot stronger than you think.
Sybil: No, he's not.

Bonnie: I can't lose you again.
Enzo: You never lost me, Bonnie Bennett.

Georgie: You don't think I'm crazy?
Ric: You don't even approach the threshold of the crazy I've seen.

Caroline: Is this a bad time?
Ric: No, I'm just getting used to the millennial work ethic.

Damon: So I'm thinking of a person. He's reasonably good looking, charming accent, and he would be the most amazing wingman if he just got rid of his martyr complex.
Enzo: That's not how you play 20 questions. Regardless, your answer is either Jesus Christ, or me.

Stefan. Hello, brother.

Damon

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.