Damon: It is a whole new world.
Stefan: We can explore it together.

You're not exactly innocent. You've made it your life mission to make him miserable.

Elena

What did you think you were gonna find? Isobel with a cigar and slippers?

Damon

Let's not kill anyone tonight. Your words. Just pointing that out.

Damon

Stefan: You're taking a stupid risk. I could hurt you.
Elena: Then I'm stupid.

Alaric: Can we not kill anyone tonight, please?
Damon: You just brought me along for my company.

I don't want to survive... after what I've done, I just want it to be over.

Stefan

Stefan likes puppy blood... little Golden Retriever blood with floppy ears. That's his favorite.

Damon

Damon: How'd you get this number?
Alaric: It's on the street.

I couldn't have him running around chewing on people with the town running around looking for vampires, could I?

Damon

Jeremy: Why would you wanna go to high school? It blows.
Anna: Do I really need to answer that?

From the moment Stefan had his first taste of human blood, he was a different person.

Damon

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.