You are so teaching me how to hand-jive.

Elena

Stefan: He posed as a pizza delivery boy last night.
Damon: Well, he gets points for that.

I'm stuck at punch duty at the school dance. I failed English. I copped a plea.

Jeremy

Bonnie: You tried to kill me.
Damon: But I didn't... does that not count for anything?

First person account of the Civil War? That's like porn for a history teacher.

Alaric

Stefan: I'm talking about Atlanta.
Damon: Oh yeah. We had a blast!

There's another vampire in town. Until we found out who it is, we need to be careful.

Stefan

Can I get you a drink? I hear the punch is real boss.

Alaric

What is this, a threesome now? You and the Salvatore brothers?

Caroline

Stefan: I could help you.
Damon: You? Help me? Seems a little unnatural.

He is good in the sack, isn't he?

Bree [to Elena about Damon]

Elena: I saved your life.
Damon: I know.
Elena: And don't you forget it.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Dear Elena, yes you heard that correctly. Hell has frozen over. I'm writing it all down. Granted, I'm half a bottle in thanks to my 1950 Chateau Cheval Blanc, a bottle I waited 65 years to open. I used to spend nights sitting in my wine cellar convincing myself I could hear it age, tannins growing, fermenting, but appreciating its beauty didn't make time go by any faster. The bottle just laid there on its shelf, torturing me while I waited for Katherine and time stood still. Eventually I convinced myself that no sip of that wine could ever taste as good as I dreamt it would. And that is the story of why I drink bourbon. I don't know who I am without you, but I know that as long as I'm with you, time will stand still. So who is Damon Salvatore without Elena Gilbert? A selfish friend, a jealous brother, a horrible son? Or maybe with a little luck, I'll do right by you. Because you may be a thousand miles away or a hundred years away, but you're still here with me and my heart is right there in that coffin with you. Until you come back to me.

Damon