What are we supposed to tell the teacher? 'Sorry Miss Patty. We missed rehearsal because we were off slaughtering vampires!'

Caroline

Damon, you're the authority on being hated. You tell me how to deal with this situation.

Stefan

Don't think I'm not noticing all the good you've been doing. Keep it up. It means something.

Stefan [to Damon]

Damon and I are on a time out.

Stefan

I just pictured your face as the target.

Bonnie

Woah, cosy. It's a big step moving in with someone.

Damon

Enzo: You're not a prisoner, Bonnie. I'm trying to keep you safe.
Bonnie: Yeah? Well, you've got a funny way of showing it. Secluded cabin? Sedatives?

You lost the right to my attention when you decided to leave without saying goodbye.

Bonnie

Rayna: Why am I here?
Enzo: Let’s just say I have my reasons.
Rayna: Wow. That’s specific.

I hate how good that felt.

Alaric [after shooting Stefan]

Valerie: Things are different now and you have a chance to go back to your real life.
Stefan: You are my real life.

I know you don’t always believe this, but you deserve to be happy, Stefan. Please be happy.

Valerie

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.