I'm a vampire, Matt.

Caroline

Katherine, there are six other bedrooms in this house. Go find out.

Damon

Katherine: You hurt me today.
Damon: Tit for tat.

Alaric [to Jenna]: Just know that I love you. At least I can tell you that much.
Jenna: Goodnight, Ric.
Alaric: Goodnight.

Your pretty little outfit is gonna need a good dry clean.

Katherine [to Elena]

Bonnie: You didn't have to kill him.
Katherine: Yes we did.

Just because I talk a lot doesn't mean I always know what I'm talking about.

Caroline

Not now, Ric. Tonight, I trade you for Senor Tequila.

Jenna

How do we tell someone what we know? How does someone hear that?

Elena

I wanted out of the tomb. Doesn't matter the price. Of course I knew you would die.

Katherine [to Damon]

It's gonna be a girls' night. Maybe Katherine can join us.

Elena

Since when am I the one who can express himself and you the one at a loss for words?

Matt

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.