The Vampire Diaries Quotes
I don't really pursue younger women. It's a joke, Ric. Lighten up.
Elijah
Stefan: Are you actually gonna be careful for once?
Damon: Yes, I've become you. How tragic for both of us. Gotta run. Have a murder to plan. Busy day.
I saw the vampire who killed me. I recognized him. It was Stefan Salvatore.
Journal entry
If you so as much make a move to cross me, I'll kill you and kill everyone in this house.
Elijah
Who wants to die next?
Stefan
Elena: It sounds like you were a monster.
Stefan: I was.
Damon: You sound about jealous. Does he sound about jealous?
Andie: You kind of do.
Damon: You get anything out of Elijah?
Alaric: No, it was boring. Of course, Jenna thinks he's charming.
Katherine originally came from Europe. Petrova was her real name. Katerina Petrova to be exact.
Damon
Vanessa: Does vervain really work?
Damon: No, not at all.
Vanessa: Can he hear us?
Damon: No, that would be creepy.
Vanessa: Can he read minds too?
Damon: If you wanna see me naked, all you have to do is ask.
Caroline: Isn't killing cute defenseless animals the first step to serial killer?
Stefan: Well, you sort of skipped serial killer and went straight to vampire.
Caroline: So what do I do when I see a rabbit?
Stefan: Chase it, catch it, feed on it.
