The Vampire Diaries Season 2 Quotes
The elephant in the room lets out a mighty roar.
Damon
Can we not do the whole road trip bonding thing? The cliche of it all makes me itch.
Damon
Stefan: You're coming with me?
Damon: It's Elena.
Rose: I know who you are. I said be quiet.
Elena: What do you want?
Rose [slap!]: I said be quiet.
That werewolf road leads straight to vampire boulevard!
Caroline
Damon: The second the spell is lifted, I'm gonna drive a stake right through your heart.
Katherine: God, you're heart. When did you get so hot?
Katherine: Have I mentioned how inconvenient your obsession for me as been?
Damon: You and me both, honey.
Katherine: So, here we are: the brother who loved me too much and the only who didn't love me enough.
Damon: And the evil slut vampire who only loved herself.
Something tells me that my witch is better than your witch.
Katherine
How's John? Were they able to sew his fingers back on?
Katherine
He needs to have more fun. Lose some of that emo thing.
Jenna [on Jeremy]
God, you're hot. Now go away.
Katherine [to Matt]