It's you and me, Stefan. Always.

Elena

What you did for Caroline's mom? That's the Damon who was my friend.

Elena

Liz: My daughter is gone.
Damon: You have no idea how wrong you are about that.

You're my friend.

Damon [to Liz]

Caroline: I can take you.
Mason: Wanna bet?
Caroline. Yeah. I do.

I know what you're doing.

Jeremy [to Tyler]

Damon: I don't peace.
Stefan: Oh. Consider it opposite day.

Caroline: You're gonna pretend to be a mother?
Mrs. Forbes: I'll bring my gun if it gets rough.

I hate fighting with you, even when it's fake.

Elena

Damon: I don't want peace.
Stefan: Consider it opposite day.

I tried to kill a werewolf, I failed. Now I feel like I'm not living up to the version of my best self.

Damon

Katherine: Bad day.
Damon: Bad century.

The Vampire Diaries Season 2 Quotes

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.

Well, I'm naked. So... I'm gonna go.

Alaric