Jeremy: We're gonna kill Katherine.
Stefan: I can explain.
Bonnie: Please.
Stefan: We're... gonna kill Katherine.

You aren't gonna kill Katherine... I am.

Stefan

Tell Damon and Stefan to give me the moonstone or I will rip this town apart until it rains blood.

Katherine

Katherine will only rip your heart out. Let me do it for her.

Damon [to Mason]

I look at you and I see myself. A less dashing, less intelligent version.

Damon

He's a bit of a blood-aholic.

Caroline [on Stefan]

Mason Lockwood? Werewolf thing aside, the guy's a surfer.

Damon

There's Damon and whoever Damon is using, and those people always end up dead.

Elena

With any luck, you'll be freshly compelled and back in your own bed tonight.

Caroline

I was afraid you were gonna be some beast master with no affinity for pain.

Damon [to Mason]

Stefan: Elena and I are taking a pause.
Jenna: That's not what it sounded like this morning.

Your search for life's purpose is as obvious as it is tragic.

Damon

The Vampire Diaries Season 2 Quotes

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.

Well, I'm naked. So... I'm gonna go.

Alaric