It's some kind of crazy ass psychic witch attack!

Damon

Andie: Whats that?
Damon: Dessert.

Guess who's coming to dinner?

Damon

Katherine: Hello Damon. Hey, do you have a robe?
Damon: How did you get out fo there?
Katherine: I knew that if I begged you to do not kill Elijah you'll do excatly what you do. Need a little facts? The originals can compells the vampires, but, soon they dies, the compells are wears off...
Damon: And you knew that
Katherine: Yes, and I'm still here. I'm gonna help you. So, do you have a robe?

I get you out of here and your ass is sipping Klaus-free margaritas in some unknown island somewhere, no way.

Damon

Now get rid of him before Jenna comes back with dessert.

Alaric

So, let me guess... in addition to the moonstone, the doppelganger, the lion, the witch and the wardrobe you need to find this witch burial ground.

Damon

Jeremy: You did like it, right?
Bonnie: Yeah. I liked it.

There's no such thing as a bad idea. Only poorly executed awesome ones.

Damon

Hunt. Pray. Kill. It was all I knew.

Stefan

Elena: He described you as a monster.
Stefan: That's what I was.

I don't really pursue younger women. It's a joke, Ric. Lighten up.

Elijah

The Vampire Diaries Season 2 Quotes

He kissed Katherine, not me. I wouldn't do that.

Elena [to Stefan]

Katherine wants you dead, there's zero you can do about it. You will be dead.

Damon