Blake: You don't have a boyfriend?
RaeLynn: No! I'm a heartbreaker.

Just follow your fart.

Adam

I could have done without Captain America swinging around back there.

Blake

Hailey: Y'all four turned around.
Blake: But I was first.

Where in the hell is the bow tie, man? That's like me without alcohol.

Blake

Yah, sure, you betcha.

Gwen

Adam won this thing last year...Christina didn't.

Blake

Blake (to Jermaine): I'm not gonna sit here and say the word "keep" to you, because that's something that Adam would say, which is a lie. And I'll never lie to you.
Adam: You son of a bitch.

I think Cee Lo screwed the pooch on that one.

Blake

Adam: I did do well last year.
Blake: Cocky rock stars, man.

Sarah: I want you both.
Cee Lo: Oh you can't handle us both, baby.

A lot of people don't realize Cee Lo is normally asleep during the show, and that's why he wears the big sunglasses.

Blake