This Is Us
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Rebecca: I'm looking forward to not hearing Kate's blow by blow of this week's 90210.
Jack: She is obsessed, isn't she?
Rebecca: I can't tell if it's just a terrible show or she's a horrible recapper. And you know what else I'm looking forward to? A whole weekend without Kevin and Randall bickering over everything.
You'd think she never helped a one-night stand birth mom with the adoptive mom as the birthing partner in the middle of a pandemic before.
Elly
Uh uh. No group texts. If I can't be in the delivery room because of freaking Covid, then I want personalized updates.
Toby
Kevin: We all have sleepover plans this weekend. Parent approved.
Jack: Cancel them. We're going on a family vacation and -
Rebecca: Jack. Let me talk to you over here. Would it be the worst thing in the world if we went away for the weekend without the little grumps?
Man: You're rich, you're famous. You're gonna be their [your kids'] freaking idol.
Kevin: None of that stuff matters, man. My dad wasn't either of those things but he was there. He was the most there person there ever was.
Coach: Kevin excited for his big day?
Jack: I'm not gonna miss a game this season.
Coach: Of course. Gotta watch your boy, right?
Jack: He's not the only one I'm watching. Don't ever call my boy stupid.
He wasn't all bad, my dad. That's what makes our parents loom so large in our heads. They're a million things all at once.
Jack
Listen to me. Yes, when you made starring quarterback I was psyched cause I was excited to watch you take off. But Kevin, football is not the only thing that you have. You understand?
Jack
Kevin: What if I suck tomorrow?
Jack: You're not gonna suck tomorrow.
Kevin: What if I do? Then I'll have nothing.
Jack: That is not true.
Kevin: Yes it is. Randall's a genius and all I have is football.
Rebecca: Hi, sweetheart. You're having a little unexpected adventure, huh?
Kevin: Yeah, this isn't how I planned it.
Rebecca: It never is.
Jack: Hey Dad, maybe we should wait around a bit til we go home.
Jack's father: Why? You think I can't drive?
Kevin: I told them to go easy on the chocolate covered strawberries. I wasn't sure what the best gift was for when the birth mother of your twin sister's babies is about to be induced.
Kate: It's actually a Tesla.
Kevin: They were all out of chocolate-covered Teslas.
