Isaiah: You're just a tiny little thing, ain't ya?
Rufus: And now I'm back in junior high.

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• Added: May 08, 2018

Like Joan of Arc, Florence Nightingale, Kirk Cameron, we've been given a gift.

Stanley [to Jiya]

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• Added: May 08, 2018

Flynn [to Wyatt]: Let me just hum this out: Jessica was screwing you, she lied about being pregnant, then she wraps you around her finger, just long enough so she could screw us too.

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• Added: May 08, 2018

Jiya: I'm Cagney, this is Lacey.
Lucy: And we're private investigators.
Young Christopher: I'm Denise.

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• Added: May 03, 2018

On the plus side, I wouldn't have been arrested. Plus side for me, anyway. Popcorn, anyone?

Flynn

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• Added: May 03, 2018

Rufus: What's he look like?
Wyatt: Coat and tie, Magnum P.I. stache.
Rufus: Great. A mustache in a haystack.

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• Added: May 03, 2018

Old lady: Is the president OK? I heard the news.
Wyatt: They're doing everything they can, ma'am.
Old lady: I voted for Carter.

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• Added: May 03, 2018

Lucy: OK. Enough. You've put brooding like a Real Housewife all week.
Rufus: No, I haven't ... you watch the "Real Housewives?"
Lucy: Yes, Rufus. Many people watch truly-awful-for-them-yet-delicious television.

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• Added: May 03, 2018

Jiya needs the experience, and you guys are going to need another pilot when I'm gone.

Rufus

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• Added: May 03, 2018

I don't know how much time I have left, or how I'm going to end up, but whatever time I have left, I want to spend it with you.

Rufus [to Jiya]

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• Added: May 03, 2018

I love the '80s. On our way home, we've got to stop at a roller rink.

Jiya

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• Added: May 03, 2018

Lucy: Knowing the future is a huge responsibility. I wouldn't wish it on anyone.
Jiya: This gift I have ... what's it for? So I can start grieving in advance? Maybe Rufus is right. Maybe I should walk away from him.
Lucy: Jiya, did you ever think you are seeing these things so you can save Rufus?

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• Added: May 03, 2018