Old lady: Is the president OK? I heard the news.
Wyatt: They're doing everything they can, ma'am.
Old lady: I voted for Carter.

Denise, you have an opportunity to catch the man who shot the President. I know you can't walk away from that.

Lucy [to Christopher]

On the plus side, I wouldn't have been arrested. Plus side for me, anyway. Popcorn, anyone?

Flynn

Rufus: What's he look like?
Wyatt: Coat and tie, Magnum P.I. stache.
Rufus: Great. A mustache in a haystack.

Christopher: In our culture, marriage comes first. We find love along the way.
Lucy: But what if you don't?
Christopher: No offense, but we've been doing this way for, like, thousands of years. Divorce rate's, what, about 50 percent here? How's your way working out?

Lucy: We were just kind of getting a vibe.
Jiya: Yeah, you totally set off our gaydar.
Christopher: Gaydar?

  • Permalink: Gaydar?
  • Added:

Jiya: I'm Cagney, this is Lacey.
Lucy: And we're private investigators.
Young Christopher: I'm Denise.

Flynn: I promise not to kill you this trip. Feeling better?
Rufus: Actually, I do, because you're not going to kill me this trip.
Flynn: See? Nothing to worry about.
Rufus: That's right. I ain't worried about a damn thing.

Connor: How do I put this?
Jiya: Hell, no.
Connor: Yeah.

Great. Now both my enemies have guns.

Rufus

Grace [to Wyatt and Lucy]: There's something very strange about both of you, where you're from. You're ... Canadian.
Wyatt: Nope.

Wyatt: So where does that leave us?
Lucy: Same place as always: Kicking ass and saving the world.

Timeless Quotes

Wyatt: What's April 14, 1865?
Lucy: The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln.

She just lost her sister, give her a damn minute!

Wyatt