Terry: You know how to use one of these?
Sookie: I ain't that blonde.

Mister Northman, would you please come in?


I have a diploma from anger management, where I learned talking about your feelings is a manly thing to do.


You're going to invite me in so I can protect you. Or have passionate, primal sex with you. Or how about both?


A vampire is never at the mercy of his emotions. He dominates them.


You're a good guy, Stackhouse. You got a lot of heart. You're prettier than most girls.


Excuse me, gentlemen. I need to drain the second course.


I didn't realize this was a Whose Life is More Fucked contest. If it means that much to you, you win.


I've always liked you, and I'd miss you if you got killed, just so you know.

Terry [to Sookie]

You wait to tell people how you feel about them, you never know what will happen.


This is Jesus. He's a Mexican. But he ain't rape me yet.

Mrs. Reynolds

Jason: There's werewolves? Big Foot, is he real, too?
Sookie: I don't know, I guess it's possible.
Jason: Santa?

True Blood Season 3 Episode 2 Quotes

You're too busy praising Jesus to realize your daughter wants to move in with him permanently.


You're about to get deader, dead ass mother fucker.


True Blood Season 3 Episode 2 Music

  Song Artist
Song Slither Thing Collide
Song Ride My Train Jonathan Clark
Song Walk First Steve McComb