I don't know how you did things in the 1800s, but keeping a file on the woman you love is... creepy.


Just once I'd like to not find a dead body in my house. Is that asking too much?


Franklin's brains won't wash off the guest linens, I had to bury werewolves under the gazebo, and that Sookie bitch staked Lorena. I've had enough excitement, thank you.


Are you a coward, or are you just lazy?

Bill [to Russell]

I'm trade you the red one for the blonde one.

Russell [to Bill]

Talbot: I'm bored. Take off your clothes.
Eric: A little privacy?

Poor Talbot. Are your diamond slippers chafing?


You can read minds and shoot light out of your fingers. Who am I to tell you what's best for you?


Jason: What is it about you Crystal? Why do you make me feel this way?
Crystal: What way?
Jason: Like I'm home.

That's Tara. She's all bark and, well, she bites, too.


Maybe you can flirt some sense into that girl cuz logic sure ain't working.


Tara: Know what you sound like? One of those country songs about dumb bitches that let their men beat on them and cheat on them, all in the name of true love.
Sookie: Did you just call me a dumb bitch?

True Blood Season 3 Quotes

Pam: You picking up what I'm putting down?
Lafayette: Yes.
Pam: Good, I'll be back tomorrow for the money.

(to Bill) How bout you just call us the f**k you crew.


True Blood Season 3 Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes