True Blood
Sundays 9:00 PM on HBOTrue Blood Season 3 Quotes
Summer: I'm just kidding; I'm not a vampire like your last girlfriend.
Hoyt: Girlfriend?
Bill has been Lorena's drug of choice for centuries; it will be tough for her to break it.
Russell
Go tell your mama that two faggots whooped your ass!
Lafayette
Please don't eat me, I am pregnant. Oh that probably just made you want to eat me more.
Arlene
Just because my fangs popped out doesn't mean I am going to use them on you.
Jessica
Please don't take this wrong way Sookie, but shut up.
Eric
I ain't worried. I've never been so not worried. This is what normal people do, Sam. They fall in love. They make each other laugh. They move in together. They raise kids. They fight over money. They get old and fat together. And it's normal. And it's happenin' to me. I can't believe it.
Terry
Tara: We need to talk.
Franklin: Don't say that. Women say that, everything goes black, and I wake up surrounded by body parts.
Franklin: Even when I'm away, I can feel your flesh molded to me. That's how close we are now.
Tara: That's really sweet.
Mr. Northman: You can't live your life between a woman's legs.
Eric: I can try.
Will you be my vampire bride?
Franklin [to Tara]
He's little league. You're a smoking hot vampire. You're the Majors.
Tommy
