Favorite Trust Me Quotes
Conner: Ditka won't do the stunt.
Mason: Why? He just has to catch somebody.
Conner: I know. It turns out Ditka is a delicate flower. He's had three hip replacements and he's got bad knees and anyway he's not doing the stunt.
Conner: What do you think of this version?
Editor: It's perfect. It's fantastic. It's the "Citizen Kane" of cell phone ads.
Mason: I need you to cover for me.
Sarah: No Mason. The answer is no. It is my birthday.
Mason: I thought your birthday was yesterday.
Sarah: I had to push it. It didn't happen last night, so it has to happen tonight. The way my birthday goes is the way my whole years goes. You're not asking me to ruin my whole year are you?
Think about what you're saying. You have a family to support. I have.... I have the gibbons... at the Lincoln Park zoo
Conner
Mason: I hate massages. They stress me out. I never know whether to leave my underwear on or take it off.
masseuse: Oh, you have to ask.
Conner: You have to ask.
Mason: Yeah, that's gonna help. Starting a conversation with a perfect stranger saying, "Should I get totally naked?" Not relaxing for me
A beautiful woman is waiting all alone in a hotel suite, probably wearing all of her sexiest lingerie. Somebody should go
Conner [to Mason about his wife]
Erin: I booked us a couple's massage later this afternoon?
Mason: A couple's massage?
Erin: It'll be fun.
Mason: No it won't. That's even less relaxing. Getting a rub down from another woman with you lying five feet away. And what if the masseuses are men? I don't want some guy touching you in front of me. See I'm already more stressed
Look Conner, I get it. Mini bars get emptied. You don't want to write "Crazy Girls Strip Club" on your expense reports, so you say you took a few taxis
HR Guy
I know I said shampoo is not my thing, like I'm an anthropologist studying a bizarre alien race. But I have been working my ass off, all by myself and I still don't have a partner
Sarah
I don't mean to belittle your achievement, but didn't you get that promotion because someone dropped dead?
Denise
Conner: Look on the bright side.
Mason: What side? Where is it bright?
Conner: I may make more money than you, but you have more money than me.
Mason: Would you ever consider moving?
Conner: Minneapolis? I don't know. It sounds so cold. And so close to Canada