Dwight: You interrupted my breakfast for this?
Armand: Dwight, it's an antique. It's like 19th Century. Pure copper. You ever see American Pickers? People go crazy for this shit.
Dwight: Sure. What household couldn't live without one of these?

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Armand: I can't sell it. They'll think I stole it.
Dwight: If I sell it, they'll think I stole it. I think shoveling horseshit has affected your brain, Armand.

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Badface: Mr. D!
Dwight: Yeah?
Badface: I ain't got a lot of friends, so this means a lot to me that you've included me in this beatdown. Ohkahay.

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Tyson: What the hell are you doin? Did you follow me here?
Mark: No, I just set my GPS to dumbass mother fucker.

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I'm afraid this isn't the bonding moment you think it is, son.

Mark

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You always have a home, Tyson, unless you choose not to. So, make your choice.

Mark

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