I was relieved when I heard about the car accident. I mean maybe Danny didn't get the revenge he wanted, but at least he's not a killer.

Charlie

No wonder you are so worried about becoming your dad. You are just like him!

Jo [to Danny]

They may be mad at me but they don't want me to go to jail.

Danny

You used me, you planned all of it.

Jo

If you don't wanna be him, then don't be him. It's that simple.

Karen

Jo: M'lady, are you a 15th century knight or something?
Rico: No but I am the first man of Green Grove High.

I'm a virgin too. A big one.

Rico

I think you did it. Murdered him for the money and the chance to be with his wife.

Kyle [to Jack]

How good is this lawyer? Because I'm not letting an innocent man go to jail for something that I did.

Danny

Danny: He's good at that. He's good at twisting people like that.
Lacey: So what's he trying to get now?
Danny: I don't know, I just, I think, it might be crazy but I think he wants my life.

The worst that he could do is tell the truth and maybe that's not such a bad thing.

Jo [about Danny]

Screw you, you're just pissed that I saw something in Jo that you missed for years.

Charlie [to Danny]

Twisted Quotes

Didn't you hear? I'm a bitch now.

Lacey

Serita I remember you, you were the one with the facial hair problem in 5th grade.

Danny