Ugly Betty Quotes
(to Bobby) We can't afford anymore accidents around here!
Hilda
You're not paid for your voice - you're paid for mine.
Wilhelmina
Daniel, I need Marc and you're just going to have to deal with it.
Wilhelmina
Betty Suarez keeping the dream alive for hookers with hammer toe!
Marc
There are trends to be set, dreams to be trampled!
Wilhelmina
(to Marc) Look at you, you're an Adonis. You're like a gay Hugh Jackman!
Troy
(to Betty) Or the Matt who's an astronaut and you're an alien embryo bursting out of his chest?
Amanda
(to Betty) The real Matt? Or the Matt who's a human sacrifice and you're an Aztec warrior cutting out his heart?
Marc
(to Mark about Troy) No! He is imprinted on you like a gay duckling. If you don't wean him off you slowly, he'll die.
Amanda
(to Amanda) If I knew he was a ga-virgin, I never would have taken his delicate flower!
Marc
(about Claire's whereabouts) How would I know what she was doing in South Dakota? I don't even know where that country is.
Amanda
Oh my lover is good!...At painting!
