I am sick of being a receptionist - always being someone's Beck and Victoria.

Amanda

I'm sharing an office with a chunky cheering charro.

Marc

Hello Gorgeous!

Marc

Oh thank God you're here, I'm running out of body parts to entertain people with!

Amanda

Betty! I am working my ass off here! Please don't take away my music! We'll be left with conversation, and that is not going to work with his house of trolls.

Amanda

I wanna kill myself. Wilhelmina and Daniel will not stop fighting over me. This ménage a moi has got to stop! I hate being in the middle. I mean, unless there's a Gyllenhaal involved.

Marc

(about Betty) When I say, 'Don't go in the hall, it's there,' that's what I mean.

Amanda

I know Marc might not walk like a man or talk like a man, and his features are vaguely lesbian. But the truth is that he's my one constant over the years.

Wilhelmina

Please! I'm more of a man than you'll ever be.

Wilhelmina

Reach for the stars and unicorns and lollipops and sunflowers!

Marc

I'm so getting another chimp out of this!

Amanda

Yeah Betty, newsflash, you aren't the only one with hopes and dreams.

Marc

Ugly Betty Quotes

You know exactly what [Whilemnia] is up to. Firing, scheming, looking for a puppy to kick.

Betty

Betty: Does every spread have to be women in skimpy bras?
Daniel: You're right, I haven't thought of that. Let's lose those bras please.