What We Do In The Shadows
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Lazlo: I'm not going to do this if he's pissing on the wall.
Caucasian Werewolf: Screw you, racist.
Evie. E.V. Emotional vampire.
Colin
He's gonna shit!
Nandor
If Lazlo and I were to ever have a child, I wish he'd look like him (points to baby armadillo). Small and hard.
Nadja
Am I a morning person? That would be an enthusiastic yes.
Colin
I have recently rediscovered my love for topiary sculpture; the art of bush manipulation.
Lazlo
Nandor: Are you leaving with us?
Colin: No, I can't stand up, if you know what I mean.
We were so poor we used to used donkey dong for fuel and when the donkey dong ran out, we would have to burn the donkey.
Nadja
How best to describe Nandor? I would say he's blessedly unburdened with the complications of a university education, but give him an ax and he's second to none. Though you wouldn't want him as your barrister. Don't let him fucking see this.
Lazlo
What the fuck would anyone want with Canada?
Lazlo
All secret meetings take place in the fancy room.
Nandor
Vampires love virgins. It's their favorite food.
Guillermo
